Funny Emails
This is my official blog post of funny emails that will be updated as I get more.
These are written by humans by filling out the contact form (no spam). xxxx is my editing to keep the privacy.
This one is coming from an old online flash games site that I had. Somehow he tracked me and sent this:
Name: doesnt matter
E-mail: xxxxx@yahoo.com
Regarding:Street Fighter 2 is the most bullshit game i have ever played your oponent can hit u more then once when your in the air but when you hit your oponent in the air you cant hit him more then once, this is the most bullshit thing i have ever seen!! And theres more, when you win twice the game becomes even more stupid, when i block he is still able to hit me what the fuck is up with that!! If you dont take this game off atlest put an other game that doesnt make the player want to smash his computer into pieces!!!!
Here is another one and my answer was simple and just 2 letters, “No”.
Name: xxxx
E-mail: xxxx@hotmail.com
Regarding:can you make me 1 short story about a prayer for a mother from a child…?thanx..
This one comes from a total unknown name, the name is not even in my correspondance database:
Name: xxxxxx
E-mail: xxxxxxx@gmail.com
Regarding: Thank youDear
Sir
I want to thank you for your great services.
This one is also quite funny considering that I am a guy …
Name: xxxxxx
E-mail: xxxxxxx@hotmail.comhi girl whats up
I think this one is my favorite:
Name: xxxx
E-mail: xxxxxx@yahoo.com
Regarding: directioni live in jamaica i want to join the army but i dont want to have any level, i want to aim to the sky
Jim Westergren is a company owner from Sweden who lives together with his wife and son. Some of his interests are SEO, web development, writing and
lol. I haven’t received this kind of emails yet, but I hope to
Hehehe… the funniest comments always comes on marijuana and porn blogs for some strange reason. Eh, not my sites of course!!! One of the funnier was from some dork in South America who tried to get a date with the model, in really crappy spanish/english. The admin tried to set up an exchange of emails that ultimately was aimed at getting him to sign up! Who knows – it all could be published some day.
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You’re Drunk:
Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you’re not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
I’m not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing
No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.
Doi, im stupid, i like karate!
Doi!
great emails . great things to read to relieve the stress with seo
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