Lady Google
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In a forum thread of StatCounter Robin posted an answer to a person that was impatient with Google in regards to ranking.
This is what he wrote:
Lady Google does not provide immediate gratification. She considers that kind of thing to be undignified. She expects to be romanced for a considerable time.
She’ll pay attention to you only if she’s introduced by a circle of friends (aka incoming links). Once she agrees to a date, she expects scintillating conversation (aka plenty of readable text on the page). Even then, she will seem to ignore you for months on end (aka the PR 0 “sandbox”) until she’s convinced that you are really, really serious about the relationship.
She also claims to want to be called (aka Google sitemaps), although she doesn’t promise that she’ll actually respond to the call.
So, yes, give her time. Don’t give up. Once she does respond, she can be a very satisfying partner.
This is so funny and most of it is correct as well 
Jim Westergren is a web entrepreneur from Sweden who lives together with his wife and son. Some of his interests are programming, web development, SEO, writing and
This one is great and correct!
I don’t think I have ever heard an illustration that more perfectly described something. Google is just that way.
PS
On “Sharpen Your URLs With Google”
I put that rewrite code in the .htaccess file for all of my blogs. I hope it works!
Yeah “Manny”…
Thats very well written especiallythe wordings are well placed…..lol
Keep writing such things to gain knowledge with a bit fun too..
Regards
Puneet M
Yeah “Manny”…
Thats very well written especiallythe wordings are well placed…..lol
Keep writing such things to gain knowledge with a bit fun too..
Regards
Bruno
That was an awesome comeback