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	<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: pankaj</title>
		<link>http://www.jimwestergren.com/funny-emails/#comment-32241</link>
		<dc:creator>pankaj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>great emails . great things to  read to relieve the stress with seo</description>
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		<title>By: bobson</title>
		<link>http://www.jimwestergren.com/funny-emails/#comment-24659</link>
		<dc:creator>bobson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 21:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Doi, im stupid, i like karate!
Doi!</description>
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Doi!</p>
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		<title>By: sallly SH</title>
		<link>http://www.jimwestergren.com/funny-emails/#comment-24107</link>
		<dc:creator>sallly SH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2006 14:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk 

Innovative 

Preliminary 

Proliferation 

Cinnamon 


Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: 

Specificity 

British Constitution 

Passive-aggressive disorder 

Transubstantiate 


Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk: 

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you 

Nope, no more booze for me 

Sorry, but you're not really my type 

No kebab for me, thank you 

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? 

I'm not interested in fighting you. 

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing 

No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination. 

Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things That Are Difficult to Say When You&#8217;re Drunk </p>
<p>Innovative </p>
<p>Preliminary </p>
<p>Proliferation </p>
<p>Cinnamon </p>
<p>Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You&#8217;re Drunk: </p>
<p>Specificity </p>
<p>British Constitution </p>
<p>Passive-aggressive disorder </p>
<p>Transubstantiate </p>
<p>Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You&#8217;re Drunk: </p>
<p>Thanks, but I don&#8217;t want to sleep with you </p>
<p>Nope, no more booze for me </p>
<p>Sorry, but you&#8217;re not really my type </p>
<p>No kebab for me, thank you </p>
<p>Good evening officer, isn&#8217;t it lovely out tonight? </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not interested in fighting you. </p>
<p>Oh, I just couldn&#8217;t - no one wants to hear me sing </p>
<p>No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination. </p>
<p>Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr Phil</title>
		<link>http://www.jimwestergren.com/funny-emails/#comment-19371</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr Phil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 20:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hehehe... the funniest comments always comes on marijuana and porn blogs for some strange reason. Eh, not my sites of course!!! One of the funnier was from some dork in South America who tried to get a date with the model, in really crappy spanish/english. The admin tried to set up an exchange of emails that ultimately was aimed at getting him to sign up! Who knows - it all could be published some day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hehehe&#8230; the funniest comments always comes on marijuana and porn blogs for some strange reason. Eh, not my sites of course!!! One of the funnier was from some dork in South America who tried to get a date with the model, in really crappy spanish/english. The admin tried to set up an exchange of emails that ultimately was aimed at getting him to sign up! Who knows - it all could be published some day.</p>
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		<title>By: Esteban Panzera</title>
		<link>http://www.jimwestergren.com/funny-emails/#comment-16452</link>
		<dc:creator>Esteban Panzera</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol. I haven't received this kind of emails yet, but I hope to :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol. I haven&#8217;t received this kind of emails yet, but I hope to <img src='http://www.jimwestergren.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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